PETROLUEM JELLY, A.K.A. VASELINE

Veena:   Mum, I’ve got a blister.

 
Mum:     Use Vaseline.
 
Veena:   Mum, I’ve got a chewing gum in my hair.
 
Mum:     Use Vaseline.
 
Veena:   Mum, I’ve run out of body lotion.
 
Mum:     Use Vaseline.
 
Veena:   Mum, I’ve run out of hair cream.
 
Mum:     Use Vaseline.
 
Veena:   Mum, I can’t find my lip balm.
 
Mum:     Use Vaseline.
 
Veena:   Mum, dad says I should shine his shoes.
 
Mum:     Use Vaseline.
 
Veena:   Mum, they said we should bring glue to school next week.
 
Mum:     Use Vaseline.
 
Veena:   Mum, dad says the car has a puncture.
 
Mum:     Tell him to use Vaseline.
 
Veena:   Mum, I don’t fit into my jeans.
 
Mum:     Lose weight, lose weight, lose weight! Even Vaseline has its limits.
 
 

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By the author of the comedy autobiography "Mum Knows Best" Veena Nankani - Life Coach, Nutritionist, Motivational Speaker, Writer, Poet, Professional Reviewer and Entrepreneur. www.veenanankani.com
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